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2009 11:17 pm
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This is fucking inconceivable. The mayor of Denver is denying us the right to do business without compensation on the basis that keeping us inside like cattle will somehow help. This is grounds for a class-action suit, isn't it? I'm no legal expert but it seems like that would be well within our rights.
( Locked to Archai. )
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April 1st,
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November 10th,
2008 7:19 pm
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Back to business as usual. My apologies to anyone who needed me while I was gone unavailable.
Who put Bella Swan on my menu?
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October 1st,
2008 9:39 am
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I'm completely exhausted and it's just been one of those nights, but I can't shake the feeling that I'm forgetting something or have forgotten something and I know I won't be able to sleep until I've figured it out. Was there a meeting that I was supposed to have with someone or an errand that I was supposed to run for anyone, paychecks I didn't sign, any ideas...?
I must have left the curtains open a little last night, because there's sunlight on my floor that's really quite beautiful and I'm fucked because I can't get close enough to close them.
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September 12th,
2008 4:27 pm
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ATTN: VAMPIRES
The vampire-exclusive club Bathory has several open employment opportunities in security. We are particularly interested in anyone with any unusual strengths. Interviews are available on a walk-in basis during the club's open hours (8 PM - 6 AM). Come apply now.
[EDIT] On September 19th, we will also be hosting a Pajama Night. Anyone wearing clothes fit for the bedroom will be eligible for two free drinks of their choice. Dress to shock.
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September 8th,
2008 12:49 am
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I have such a love-hate relationship with high heels. I can't live without them, but it would be really wonderful if I could go a whole shift without having to sit down and massage the feeling back into my feet.
( Private to Jon )
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August 25th,
2008 7:16 pm
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I think the worst thing to come out of the past five years of vampiric publicity is the hipster vampire phenomena. I think a planeload must have arrived over the weekend, because I have never seen so many vampires under the age of twenty. Of course, as soon as the registration act was passed, ID makers have been making a killing (pardon the pun) over making excellent false papers: suddenly the world is aware that you don't have to look twenty-one to be of legal drinking age anymore. In fact, you'd be shocked at how many humans have tried to waltz in to my bar holding an ID card that says they're 109. Like we wouldn't notice that they have a pulse.
It's legitimately difficult to tell who is actually the age they say they are these days. Not only do teenagers act so much more mature than they used to -- they think they know everything because they have the internet, obviously -- but the cards they flash are much better fakes than anyone used to make. I've resorted to throwing out cultural references that only someone born before 1985 might actually get. After all, most young vampires can't hide that blank look in your eyes when someone mentions a C-list movie star that your parents used to want to be like for five minutes in the fifties. Still, it's frustrating. I don't intend to lose my liquor license over some cocky eighteen-year-old who flew into Denver for the DNC and spends two hours at the bar debating about the presidential campaign because they have no idea how easily they'll forget this moment in history in a few decades.
Anyway, the point of this is to say that I've had "Age of Aquarius" stuck in my head for the past three days, and I'm ready to stake the next vampire in leggings who asks who Cristabel or Mercy Brown is, then orders the fucking Cullen drink anyway.
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July 27th,
2008 8:12 pm
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July 3rd,
2008 8:58 pm
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June 18th,
2008 4:24 am
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June 6th,
2008 1:37 am
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Limited time offer only: for the next week, I'm offering free shots of "Alice" at Bathory to any attractive female over the age of 75 who will take a coworker of mine out for a drink. Anyone who can refer me to a person fitting this description (with proof, of course) also gets the free shot.
For those who haven't had the pleasure of trying Alice before, she's a very subtle O Positive with a dash of rum that adds a deep, warm kick to the aftertaste. It goes down fast, but you'll be feeling it all night. Doesn't it sound tempting? Do you really have anything better to do with your night?
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May 17th,
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